Analysis of The First Thing I Would Do
If I were a ferocious panther the first thing I would do; was devour my prey
with unprecedented relish,
Then sleep in my den in the heart of the jungle cloistered from acrid light; impregnating the atmosphere with my snores.
If I were an inconspicuous mosquito the first thing I would do; was to extract
parsimonious amounts of blood from supple complexioned flesh,
Then buzz incessantly in vicinity of the eardrum; driving the individual to
the threshold of raw indignation.
If I were a long legged spider the first thing I would do; was to weave my
silken web with the sticky gel in my belly,
Then patiently wait for innocuous insects to get trapped in; before pulverizing them to succulent pulp.
If I were a handsome grey lizard the first thing I would do; was to stealthily
pounce on my victim; strangulating it with my coherently synchronized teeth,
Then perching myself in hidden cavities of the tube light; laboriously try and
swallow my sumptuous meal.
If I were an indolent cow grazing on the hills the first thing I would do; was
to munch lush green grass protruding from the soil,
Then spend marathon hours chewing the same; succeeded by an afternoon siesta;
with the sun shining in my eyes.
If I were a preposterously huge elephant wandering through the swampy marshes;
the first thing I would do; was submerge my trunk in water; evacuating colossal amounts of the solvent,
Then sprinkling the same with equanimity and brute power; on all animals in
the surrounding.
If I were a disdainfully colored cockroach the first thing I would do; was to
swish my tentacles rampantly in exuberance,
Then cling as tightly as possible to inner seams of the lavatory seat; waiting
for dawn to descend in utter exasperation.
If I were a enchanting cuckoo the first thing I would do; was to adroitly flex
vocal chords deep down in my throat,
Inundating the ambience with melodious music; profoundly enjoying the
aftermath of the same.
If I were a heinous criminal the first thing I would do; was to sabotage prime
property,
Stripping the overwhelmingly rich of their affluence; philandering all throughout the night under sleazy lights of the blaring discotheque.
If I were a normal human being the first thing I would do; was to find the
inevitable love of my life,
Incarcerate the same for the remaining time till I breathed air; dedicate my
entire time towards protection of her being.
And If I were the omniscient Creator the first thing I would do; was to annihilate all poverty and suffering,
Make sure that all those living continued to live in perpetual contentment; for decades immemorial.
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Metre | 110001010011111101011 1010010 110110011010101101010010111 11010100010011111111 0100011111011 1101000010010110001001 0111010 1100110100111111111 101101010110 110011010011110011111001 110010110011111111 1111011110100101 11101010010110100010 101101 11011001101010111111 11111010101 111010100101011011 10110011 110011100100101010 011111101110100100010011010 11001101000110111000 0010 1100110101111111 11100100100 111101100110110100110 11101010010 11000101011111110101 10111011 100010010100100100100 10101 11001010001111111101 100 10001001111001001010110101101010 11001010100111111110 010001111 010011001011111101 0101010101010 011000100100111111101011000100 111111001011001000101010100 |
Characters | 2,574 |
Words | 447 |
Sentences | 11 |
Stanzas | 11 |
Stanza Lengths | 3, 4, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3, 4, 2 |
Lines Amount | 39 |
Letters per line (avg) | 54 |
Words per line (avg) | 11 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 191 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 41 |
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