Analysis of In A Far, Far Away Galaxy

In a far, far away galaxy,
There lived a race called Deathions,
Who were on a planet called Deathion.
Their only living function was pain and suffering.
They thrived on torment and torture of others around them.
They lived in a world where violence was accepted.

They had many activities in their daily lives.
They did it every day from when they woke up to when they slept.
Their favorite purpose was evil-
Their favorite breakfast was molestation-
Their favorite lunch was incest-
Their favorite dinner was rape-
Their favorite snack was fondling-
Their favorite dessert was groping-
Their favorite activity was cruelty.
Their favorite sport was destruction-
Their favorite game was pain-
Their favorite television show was bullying-
Their favorite movie was fighting-
Their favorite animation was murder-
Their favorite cartoon was beheading-
Their favorite transportation was hatred-
Their favorite instinct was killing-
Their favorite music was fear-
Their favorite song was kidnapping-

They were brought up to hate everything in life.
Their only purpose in life was death.
They do not care about anyone, but themselves.
Their motto in life was:

The STRONG shall survive,
The WEAK must perish!!