Analysis of The Ballade Of The Average Reader

Franklin P. Adams 1881 (Chicago, Illinois) – 1960 (New York City, New York)



I try to touch the public taste,
  For thus I earn my daily bread.
I try to write what folks will paste
  In scrap books after I am dead.
  By Public Craving I am led.
(I' sooth, a most despotic leader)
  Yet, though I write for Tom and Ned,
I've never seen an average reader.

The Editor is good and chaste,
  But says: (Above the public's head;
This is _too_ good; 'twill go to waste.
  Write something commonplacer-
    Ed.)
  Write for the average reader, fed
By pre-digested near-food's feeder,
  But though my high ideals have fled,
I've never _seen_ an average reader.

How many lines have been erased!
  How many fancies have been shed!
How many failures might be traced
  To this-this average-reader dread!
  I've seen an average single bed;
I've seen an average garden-weeder;
  I've seen an average cotton thread-
I've _never_ seen an average _reader_.

Most read of readers, if you've read
  The works of any old succeeder,
You know that he, too, must have said:
  'I've never seen an Average Reader.'


Scheme ababbcbC abacbbcbc ababbcbc bcbC
Poetic Form
Metre 11110101 11111101 11111111 01110111 11010111 110101010 11111101 1101110010 01001101 11010101 11111111 1101 1 110100101 11101110 11110111 1101110010 11011101 11010111 11010111 111100101 111100101 111100101 111100101 11111001 11110111 0111011 11111111 1101110010
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 1,005
Words 179
Sentences 13
Stanzas 4
Stanza Lengths 8, 9, 8, 4
Lines Amount 29
Letters per line (avg) 26
Words per line (avg) 6
Letters per stanza (avg) 188
Words per stanza (avg) 44
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Submitted on May 13, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Franklin P. Adams

Franklin Pierce Adams was an American columnist known as Franklin P. Adams and by his initials F. P. A.. Famed for his wit, he is best known for his newspaper column, "The Conning Tower", and his appearances as a regular panelist on radio's Information Please. A prolific writer of light verse, he was a member of the Algonquin Round Table of the 1920s and 1930s. more…

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