Holy Commode Scotty!
Scotty Flagged my Rant! Scotty Flagged my Rave!*
Says I'm baddy baddy, and I am Depraved
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What shall I do now? What shall I do next?
I'll post another Rant...make Scotty so perplexed
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I'll write about his Fellowship; Rhoades's Holy Toads
They can take their "doctrine", and flush it down commodes
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But they will get plugged up, by the Turds so grand and grate
All the stinking Turds, to Scotty do relate
*Panama City Craigslits Rants & Raves
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Submitted on August 21, 2014
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 433 |
Words | 83 |
Stanzas | 2 |
Stanza Lengths | 11, 1 |
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