An Introduction to Pharmacology 101
An introduction introducing, Farm-a-chol-la-gee
Why is this important? Just you wait and see
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It's a course at a college, a college on the coast
Taught by Scot Lee Kirkyland, the subject he knows most
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'Sept Scotty is a Dumbass, even with a pee-ach-dee
Too dumb to tie his shoes, meet him and you'll agree
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And Scotty is a member, of a "Holy" Fellowship*
They correct the Word of God, and 8 words they always skip
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The 8 words they always skip, are from Corinthians the first
Chapter ten plus five, they make these words accursed
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Verses 3&4, the 4 words that are the last
Scotty says Scotty says, they are a lymphoblast
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So if your taking Scotty's class, remember that he's Dumb
Listen to him teach, and watch him suck his thumb
*The Maranatha Bible Society
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Submitted on August 21, 2014
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Stanzas | 2 |
Stanza Lengths | 20, 1 |
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