A Practical Joke

He hasn't grown any business worth a penny
But sat on the podium teaching many
How to gain financial freedom
At this neophyte investors forum

Dressed as a millionaire
But has no experience to bring to bear
His voice sounded so hypothetical
With a couple of mumble jumble

He threw some nuggets of wisdom
Painted a picture of holy grail,  heavenly kingdom
Where you can travel around the world in luxury and riches
Spending exciting time in popular beaches
So his gullible audience sat at ease
Saying sir, we long for this lease of life please

But he was only a motivational speaker
Trained as a classroom teacher
Who has nothing more to offer than textbook definitions
And crammed financial theories as solutions
But in practical terms, he was a joke
Cos he's so broke