Write Teenangel (NOT Advice - Stay completely away from churches)
Heard you telling your candy-assed friends,
You've hit a gold mine that never ends,
Holding onto my wallet 'cause you estimate you are fun to screw,
Every time I've got something to say,
Church murderers, witches and cronies try and make me gay -
But I've got something I'm going to be telling you -
Attempting to love enraptured vain sociopath morons,
Church murderers, inspiring active females to violate homes, have sex....
Get sterilized and even have abortions.
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Submitted on May 01, 2011
Modified on March 05, 2023
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| Closest metre | Iambic hexameter |
| Characters | 458 |
| Words | 78 |
| Stanzas | 1 |
| Stanza Lengths | 9 |
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