Odd Parlance

Ambiguous commercials prevail and abound.
Fine print and odd parlance
mislead and confound.

Sophistical promotions impel and persuade.
Sweet talk and base gibber
assail and invade.

Brummagem commodities defraud and betray.
Fool's gold and wan glitter
beguile and dismay.

Deceptive advertisements seduce and abuse.
Weird spin and vague copy
delude and confuse.

Ingenious merchandisers invite and assuage.
Vain word and false promise
baffle and enrage.