Lmao
Wanna see a magic trick,
woke up,
put shoes on,
garbage I went to throw out,
it don't fit,
used my two feet,
to push down the chute,
grabbed a dog,
on its back to ride,
pulled completely Santa beard off,
punched a cop,
and use the invisibility clock,
to disappeared,
hahahahaha,
hahahaha,
hahaha,
haha,
ha! I am invisible now.
12/10/2013
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Submitted on August 22, 2014
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNNNNO |
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Closest metre | Iambic dimeter |
Characters | 319 |
Words | 61 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 18 |
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