Why didn't you J.I.T. come to me???!!!
Baby Biddie,
You know that Magm.t Bu'nsineth Termin-0lo-gianni... JIT
Java uses it some, it stands from the stand point
of the retarded Business Community Worldwide
For - Just in Time
Some guy Joseph Juran came up with it...
And the Japanese went Banzaaaaaai!
When they heard it from "Guru" J.Juran
So I use it now
Why the J-I-T
Didn't you meike it in time
For crossing the bridge of our hearts
Between us two
To meet your lips
With mine
And forever be ONE
Cross my heart
And hope
Not to die?
You know whyyy I say this?
Damn the damnation of IT
Becaaaaaaauuuse (as they say deep down in the South
And West of Virginia, too
Not West Virginia, mind you)!
I sooooooooooooooo fell in loooooooooooooooooove
Again!
And it's not WITH YOU!
How am I to reconcile my heart
Between the heart I giveth you
The serene beauty with blue eyes,
And the Green-Eyed Beauty i recently found on the
Intergnat chat?
(You know which chat - cause she's far awa....y)
And she's got a bod on her....pheeeeeeeewwww
I'm already burning at the fingertips
When I lay my hands on her
You see? Good thing I learned Italian
Cause she's this gorgeous blonde
From italy
With Green Eyes...and and and and and and
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
With ....
I shudder already.
Forget youuuu, Baby Biddie!
My flight leaves tomorrow
I'll be over in Milan
Pick her up
Then we drive to Rome...she's got relatives there
(we stay at one of their bed-and breakfasts)
Then we head to the beach where it's a bit too cold
But nevertheless - listening to the waves of the Tyrrhenian Sea
And holding her in my arms
And falling into the cold sand
With her on top,
Of me, then me
on top!?! Fushuuuuuuuure,
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
I can't wait....she's so ecstatically awating me!
And I her.
So, baby Biddie...you see what happens
Because you no make JIT
No bring to fruition
To be with me?
End result:
You lost me.
Farewell and I hope I never hear from you again!
Happy 'olidays and all that jazz,
Bye! I mean...Good Riddance!
toodle-oo-s OODLES! Actually - canci!
:P
Ciao!
:-)
P.S.: Don't be jealous, now...I'm sure you'll find your beau, some day, too! Just don't give up hope, ok?
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Submitted on December 14, 2020
Modified on March 05, 2023
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