Clarkson VS Markle

Jeremy Clarkson and Meghan Markle
Are a pair we've all come to know well
He's known for his cars and his humor so dry
while Megans dresses will catch your eye

But when it comes to Meghan, oh how he sighs
He's never been one to mince his words or tell lies
He says she's too American, too liberal, too woke
Her dress sense, her speeches, all just one big joke

He grumbles and grouches and makes quite a fuss
Saying she's ruined the royal family, caused a fuss
But we all know that his thinking backwards and cold
And that deep down he aging, or so we've been told

So let's not take Jeremy's rants too heart
Remember while he's just playing a part
Meghan, just shrugs no need to act a bitch
Because Jeramys bankrupt while she filthy rich