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The Warm Toilet Seat

William McGregor

Haiku
Many cold bums have
touched this seat; at least this one
left me with some warmth

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A Haiku regarding my first time experiencing a warm toilet seat.

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Written on July 06, 2023

Submitted by williammcgregor10 on June 07, 2023

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Scheme ABC
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 82
Words 17
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 3
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