One Hump, Two Hump, Red Hump, Blue Hump



One Hump, Two Hump, Red Hump, Blue Hump, said the fish, as it began to hump the rump. And hump and thump did the fish do. As the fish and his friends began to have a humping party, in the fish humping zoo. Later and later, did the fish hump, and into the night, you could hear the steady thump thump thump.

But now is the morning, for a new day of humping awaits,   he and his fish friends could not wait. For today, the fish will go on a date, they will begin to masturbate. But they have to be careful, for there might be a fish trying to voyeur, to you and your friend who are having fun cumming everywhere.

About this poem

This poem will describe the life of a hump and a rump!!

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Written on March 11, 1978

Submitted by ronaldhouser873 on September 09, 2022

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Characters 613
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Hump Rump

I love to hump random objects, and it has been my childhood dream to write a poem about it. Here is my lifes work. more…

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