"The Office Printer"
The office printer, it was time to say goodbye.
For the hours of refusing to print, you made me want to cry.
For hours, I had wished to bid farewell.
Your incompetence made me want to put you in a dungeon cell.
I reached my end and drew my bat…
And truly struck the life out of that.
A new printer I seek…
One that won’t make me reach my furious peek.
About this poem
I thought this poem was funny and rather relatable. Haha.
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Written on April 18, 2022
Submitted by Student_777 on May 12, 2022
Modified on March 05, 2023
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| Scheme | AABBCCDD |
|---|---|
| Closest metre | Iambic hexameter |
| Characters | 358 |
| Words | 77 |
| Stanzas | 1 |
| Stanza Lengths | 8 |
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