You Girls Should-A-Seen It Coming
First came Viagra®
Made men’s dicks Niagara
Now comes new pill1
Wets women at will
According to Sprout® Pharm.
It’ll fix their imbalance
Their Flibanserin
Gives some repairin’
Brain scans show
Libido no go
Swallow Sprout pill
And Hollywood will
Make you famous
Feminist alarm
You mean us more harm
Another way to exploit us
Tsk tsk my dear
Allay angry fear
Lie back and enjoy
More coitus
About this poem
From my book Some Terrorible Company To Keep
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Written on January 01, 2016
Submitted by RickthePoetWarrior on January 19, 2022
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Scheme | AABB CXDD EEBBF CCFGGXF |
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Closest metre | Iambic dimeter |
Characters | 398 |
Words | 72 |
Stanzas | 4 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 5, 7 |
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