A big old shit
A big old shit
floating down the stream
always one of the team
the team of god and the omnipresent steam
of life that fills our souls with strife
we have set our buttocks
over the railings of the bridge
we have put on the ointment
to keep our cheeks safe from midge
squeeze hard
your turds disbarred
what now exits from your dark portal?
some sort of unsavoury brown object
now set to plunge into water and snorkel
away out to sea
why does my shit always leave me
empty and alone now
mopping your sweaty brow
approximately 5 kilos lighter
the promise of a future somewhat brighter
you are a shitting blighter
for stubborn lingering smells
use your lighter
you're one of life's fighters
thank you for shitting into the river
your shitting prowess makes me shiver
in life you're no receiver
but a giver
pounding life's arse
top of the class
you've shattered the ceiling of glass
well done
About this poem
It's a poem about winning but also shitting
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Submitted on November 23, 2021
Modified on April 21, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | X AAAX BCXCDD EXEFF GGHHH XHXHH HHBII |
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 917 |
Words | 193 |
Stanzas | 7 |
Stanza Lengths | 1, 4, 6, 5, 5, 5, 5 |
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