Naughty In The Grotto

Two little boys in the Grotto getting naughty
Having a very unique party
Attendance in class was very tardy
Caught by Sister with a seed
Misty air was what she sneezed
Thought you missed her smoking that weed
To the office she took you boys
Time for class not funny smelling toys
Don't seem sad, but very overjoyed
Stop smoking around your school
What you're doing is against the rules
Now you're in trouble with lots of fools
Storing it in the St Mary Statue
Was an idiotic thing to do
Now everyone's laughing at you
Places you go you want to fight
Things you do are just not right
Remember, what you do in the dark shines in the light
Maybe before the age of forty
You'll engage in a different kind of party
So you can stop acting so naughty