Analysis of Jonathan

Jonathan, Jonathan, put down that pen,
Do it now, before I'll make you start over again,
Jonathan, Jonathan, please come to the front,
I'll make this short and blunt,
Jonathan, Jonathan, I just got a call,
You have to go to the office, right down the hall,
Jonathan, Jonathan, please step in side,
His office, and sit, where the principal hides,
Jonathan, Jonathan, I have bad news to tell,
Please do not panic, and do not yell,
Jonathan, Jonathan, your girl named JC,
Is in the hospital emergency,
Jonathan, Jonathan, she is out cold,
Two men mugged her, and took her ring of gold,
Jonathan, Jonathan, I am afraid she will die,
Now you may kick, scream and cry,
Jonathan, Jonathan, her last words were I love you guy,
And that was her final, good bye...