Analysis of Can I Date

Whenever I date,something goes wrong with my fate,
Sometimes I reach late,
And sometimes I have to wait,
Can't I have a perfect date.

One day I got a blind date,
To make the date best,
I took a day long rest,
So my night be my best.

When she arrived at my palace,
I held her in a warm embrace.
Her beauty first fill my mind with malice,
But later I want her to be queen of my palace.

From dinner till dessert,
She sat a bit apart.
But my loving acts won her heart,
And she rode in my love cart.

My stars were shining bright,so I closed all the light,
While dancing on soft music in candle light,
I held her waist and got more close,
Suddenly,my mom came and make me arouse.