Analysis of HOW TO BLOW A BORING INTERVIEW

I went on a   job interview today. The first thing they asked me was what my number one goal was. I replied survive. They wondered who was Ihunting. Are you? Are you an animal or a man? Once again, I replied with a grin I am both. I came to win beat the rat race, and I refuse to be caught up in it, so thank you for your time. I think I will keep your money and my mind.

They said, sir, you are so fucking nasty and perverse, and we never like to curse, but you are not of humankind, and who will be robbing who when there is work that needs to be done and your too wise for your good to be the chosen the one.

I wanted this damn interview to end, but the game show's questions were stop and question, then answer. Then I saw a picture of his wife and said excuse Mr jones. Still, Mrs. Jones works around the corner as a go-go dancer and gives head on the side that blew the old man's mind and my boring interview for the local f5 and Dime store. I didn't mean to call another man's wife a whore, but I have my own life to live and go to your interview.