Analysis of A Perfect Woman Nobly Planned
Franklin P. Adams 1881 (Chicago, Illinois) – 1960 (New York City, New York)
(The man who wants the perfect wife should marry a
'stock-size.' She comes cheaper.-_London Chronicle_.)
Ah, Myrtilla, woe and dear me!
Lackadaydee and alas!
What is this, I greatly fear me,
That has come to pass?
Craving, as I do, perfection,
Loathing anything like flaws,
I must raise a slight objection
To your building laws.
You are five one-and-a-quarter,
And your girth is thirty-three-
Myrtie, you're a little shorter
Than you ought to be.
It is far from my intentions
Your proportions to describe,
Briefly, Myrtie, your dimensions
Do not seem to jibe.
Farewell, Myrt, for Ethelisa
Seems to be my certain fate,
Stupid? Silly? Sure, but she's a
Perfect thirty-eight.
Scheme | AX BCBC DEDE FBFB GHGH CIAI |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 011100111100 11111011 111011 1001 11111011 11111 10111010 101011 11101010 11101 11110010 0111101 1101010 11111 11111010 1010101 1011010 11111 1111 1111101 10101110 01101 |
Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 719 |
Words | 116 |
Sentences | 13 |
Stanzas | 6 |
Stanza Lengths | 2, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4 |
Lines Amount | 22 |
Letters per line (avg) | 24 |
Words per line (avg) | 5 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 87 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 19 |
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Submitted on May 13, 2011
Modified on March 05, 2023
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