Aunt Beatle June
As an administrator she said
“At least I'm not opening and sorting mail.”
Upon accepting a job with that responsibility she said
“At least I'm not standing over a hot grill.”
While making the patron's favorite dish she said
“At least I'm not scrubbing overflowing toilets.”
Two months later after pulling a double shift she said
“At least I'm not collecting a welfare check.”
On her way towards Broad she said
“At least I'm not selling my @ss and tw*t.”
Pushing through her p*ssy lyricism nights by saying
“At least I'm not sleeping in a cardboard box.”
As a homeless matron she said
“At least I'm not slaving
For lint and nickels.”
Several years later as an administrator she said
“At least I'm not opening and sorting mail.”
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Submitted on June 01, 2012
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | aB ax ax ac ax xx acx a B |
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Closest metre | Iambic pentameter |
Characters | 793 |
Words | 136 |
Stanzas | 9 |
Stanza Lengths | 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 1 |
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