Act Like Yourself

You can have a coterie
and live like a vamp
You can have a money tree and live like a tramp
You can be a magistrate
and act like a thief
You can be an immigrate and act like a chief
You can have a paradise
and live like a feint
You can have an evil vice and live like a saint
You can be an intellect
and act like a fool
You can be a derelict and act like a mule
You can have a bungalow
and live like a squire
You can have a big chateau and live like a hire
You can be directional
and act like an elf
You can be exceptional and act like yourself