Double Whopper
Double whopper, no mayo, no ketchup.
Heavy mustard, heavy pickle, no fries.
(I'm not that bad)
Two or three times a week, at least, I eat this meal.
Fat, decrepit, half blind, cane in hand.
They see me coming, it's damn near done.
No words. Ring it up. Pay.
Easy.
Three decades now, I make journey to this king.
Only occasionally before, now much more often.
It's close, it's convenient.
(They don't let me drive anymore).
Yeah.
Free refills, you know.
I sit.
And read.
Sometimes.
I write.
His majesty is always there for me.
But still.
Too bad, there's no Whataburger.
About this poem
These days, in my post stroke, post retirement life, I spend a lot of time just hanging out and reading at the local fast places food. This poem is about that.
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Written on June 10, 2023
Submitted by jamesm.30593 on June 13, 2023
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Quick analysis:
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Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 577 |
Words | 126 |
Stanzas | 5 |
Stanza Lengths | 3, 5, 4, 5, 3 |
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