A Run On Foil

Bake their noodles in a satellite dish
garnish a top the three eyed fish
smoke ’em bubble and broil
foil! We need more foil!
Hokum poke ’em McDoubled in crime
lime! We need more lime!
I said in the soil season with
qwacked prepper and saline sauce
this is just the first corse of course
lab grown horse be plated soon
we are the ones who bend your spoon
a side of word salad for a bunch of dills
toss on the feed to get their brain filled
they nod we smile and wave the bill
of rice no dish can be complete
a thousand white pills they’ll choose to eat

Get this damn foil out thy cupboard
to form a cage condense this rage
oh come on mate don’t worry we now free-range
…eggs
hay hooray! It’s Faraday an end to the weak
downtrodden the meek
let’s get malted on tormented grains
now yeasted shit mixed shit for brains
pat-a-cake pat the cake rakish man
to be or not cooked in the bedpan
I’m prey to the chef we don’t wake
and stay profoundly deaf head tail snake

Look at these gumps stuck under fables
fixed glazed peppers on coaxial cables
…chumps
our eyes wide open mask crowns of passion
fruit squirt citrus in a clockwise fashion
rhymestoned rinse reheat fake pastry tricks and treats
in a magick pot ginger haggis troll snot
we have em’ all strained by the Windsor knot
baloney just kidding! Rolling pin prick disarm
scramble spoil please keep calm
carry on you lemon receive our takeout
there’s a run on foil and mutant trout
snag sanger porkies the game gone rot
and to all a goodnight we’ll take the lot

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