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Amber Turd

James Wilson 1968 (MI)

Acrostic
there once was a woman named Amber Heard
she got mad and she dropped a turd
she dropped a turd right in the bed
in the bed of the man she had wed
the man she wed was Johnny Depp
she dropped the turd to ruin his rep
she decided to lie and blame the dog
but she was guilty of the two lb log

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a mockery of the ambers claims

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Written on June 02, 2022

Submitted by nonstop1005 on June 09, 2022

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AABBCCDD
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 288
Words 65
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 8
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