New album
What?
New album?
I gotta listen, maybe this will give my attitude today some fixin’
I get up and go,
Get ready for the show
An hour passes by on this two hour album
But I turn it off and say:
“Damn this shits dumb, what a waste of my time.
The fact they even THOUGHT this would be a hit should be a crime.
This album was so dookie it easily could’ve been written by a rookie.
This album made me want to meet my maker,
This quality was so unexpected from this artist they HAD to be a faker.
I should go lie down, never listen to this again, or maybe go outside to clear up all this garbage that fills my head, because if i don’t do that soon then i'm gonna wish i was dead, peace.
About this poem
Just a humorous little poem i wrote about a narrator listening to an awful album.
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Written on May 17, 2022
Submitted by Israelsoltero11 on May 18, 2022
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | ABCDDBEFFGHHI |
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Closest metre | Iambic heptameter |
Characters | 689 |
Words | 149 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 13 |
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