John Wayne's Gravestone

John Wayne, great head, smart man he was
that night he entered quick into Warhol's rave
and lo he gave so good, with so many goers
likening it to digging graves, furious shovels

All round the main salon some with gloves
others letting loose farcically, burst all over
a strange microcosm of big bang treatises
40, 50 easily seen, been good buckled knees

Reportedly after as bees meow, kittens' buzz
good how he'd get in there and trim the fuzz
such friendly things, this age of online scene

Truly epic John what did one time at Andy's
sure is howdy powdered pardner candies
thus 'twas writ on John Wayne's gravestone
we actors who pretend to yet cannot kiss