Analysis of This Coffee Lover's Nightmare.
Just thinking of you and the poems that do
So much good for our souls, like big cinnamon rolls
That slide into our bellies with their yum yum-smellies
And coffee that's ground, so it's no longer round
And then perfectly brewed to drink in the nude!
With all the blinds closed and all the doors latched
I love on the coffee, with my modesty snatched!
Then in the greatest, most dorkiness of me,
I realize "all my morning-friends have a KEY!"
I hear a click and my reality breaks!!!
My body can't move and it suddenly aches!!!
I hear cheers "SURPRISE!" that turn into GASPS
And instantaneously, everyone laughs ...
They finally sing "Happy Birthday to You!
-- Ooh, honey, we like THAT tatoo!"
| Scheme | ABBXX CCDDEEXXAA |
|---|---|
| Poetic Form | Tetractys (20%) |
| Metre | 11011001011 1111101111001 1101101011111 01011111101 01100111001 1101101011 111010111001 100101111 11011101101 110101101 11011011001 1110111011 001000101 1100110111 1101111 |
| Closest metre | Iambic hexameter |
| Characters | 676 |
| Words | 126 |
| Sentences | 10 |
| Stanzas | 2 |
| Stanza Lengths | 5, 10 |
| Lines Amount | 15 |
| Letters per line (avg) | 35 |
| Words per line (avg) | 8 |
| Letters per stanza (avg) | 266 |
| Words per stanza (avg) | 62 |
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Submitted on May 01, 2011
Modified on March 05, 2023
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