Analysis of My bucket list poem

The first thing I would love to do is ride a horse.  The next thing is to move to California of course.  I would love to see a concert, a recital, a play,  spelling bee, people dancing and to watch children play and frolic on a playground.  Who will spend time with me while I do my bucket list and who will make the whole experience profound?  I want to become a part of a congregation at a non denominational church and give my tithing there.  I want God to have his share.  I would love to ride rollercoasters at Cedar Point and Kings Island until I through up my toes.  There will be no regrets nor woes.  I want to buy clothes on line.  I want to buy contacts instead of glasses so I won't be blind.  I would especially love to raise a puppy from birth.  I want to know what it means to have girth. I want to rent an apartment with a bath tub and is worth the money.  They have said no money no honey.  I want to find a gay boy who will want to stay with me through my golden years.  When I finish my list it will eliminate fear.