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Limerick: There was an Old Man of Peru
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Peru, Who never knew what he should do; So he tore off his hair, And behaved like a bear, That intrinsic Old Man of Peru. ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of th' Abruzzi
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of th' Abruzzi, So blind that he couldn't his foot see; When they said, 'That's your toe,' He replied, 'Is it so?' That doubtf...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of the Dee
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of the Dee, Who was sadly annoyed by a flea; When he said, 'I will scratch it,' They gave him a hatchet, Which grieved that Ol...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of the East
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of the East, Who gave all his children a feast; But they all ate so much And their conduct was such That it killed that Old Ma...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of the Hague
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of the Hague, Whose ideas were excessively vague; He built a balloon To examine the moon, That deluded Old Man of the Hague. ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of the North
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of the North, Who fell into a basin of broth; But a laudable cook, Fished him out with a hook, Which saved that Old Man of the...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of the South
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of the South, Who had an immederate mouth; But in swallowing a dish, That was quite full of fish, He was choked, that Old Man ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of the West
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of the West, Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest; When they said, 'Does it fit?' He replied, 'Not a bit!' That uneasy Old Man o...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of the Wrekin
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of the Wrekin Whose shoes made a horrible creaking But they said, 'Tell us whether, Your shoes are of leather, Or of what, you...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of Vesuvius,
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Vesuvius, Who studied the works of Vitruvius; When the flames burnt his book, To drinking he took, That morbid Old Man of V...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Man of Vienna
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Vienna, Who lived upon Tincture of Senna; When that did not agree, He took Camomile Tea, That nasty Old Man of Vienna. ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There Was an Old Man on a Hill
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man on a hill, Who seldom, if ever, stood still; He ran up and down, In his Grandmother's gown, Which adorned that Old Man on a hi...Rate it:

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Limerick: There Was an Old Man who Supposed
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man who supposed, That the street door was partially closed; But some very large rats, Ate his coats and his hats, While that futi...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person in Black
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person in Black, A Grasshopper jumped on his back; When it chirped in his ear, He was smitten with fear, That helpless Old Person ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person in Gray
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person in Gray, Whose feelings were tinged with disman; She purchased two Parrots, And fed them with Carrots, Which pleased that O...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Cadiz
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Cadiz, Who was always polite to all ladies; But in handing his daughter, He fell into the water, Which drowned that Old ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Chili
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Chili, Whose conduct was painful and silly, He sate on the stairs, Eating apples and pears, That imprudent Old Person of...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an old person of Paxo
Edward Lear
There was an old person of Paxo Which complained when the fleas bit his back so, But they gave him a chair And impelled him to swear, Which relieve...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Rheims
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Rheims, Who was troubled with horrible dreams; So, to keep him awake They fed him on cake, Which amused that Old Person ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Rhodes
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Rhodes, Who strongly objected to toads; He paid several cousins, To catch them by the dozens, That futile Old Person of ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Tring
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Tring, Who embellished his nose with a ring; Ha gazed at the moon Every evening in June, That ecstatic Old Person in Tri...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Wick
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Wick, Who said, 'Tick-a-Tick, Tick-a-Tick; Chickabee, Chickabaw.' And he said nothing more, That laconic Old Person of W...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was Old Man in a pew
Edward Lear
There was Old Man in a pew, Whose waistcoat was spotted with blue; But he tore it in pieces To give to his nieces, That cheerful Old Man in a pew. ...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Man at a casement
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man at a casement, Who held up his hands in amazement; When they said, 'Sir, you'll fall!' He replied, 'Not at all!' That incipien...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Man of Aôsta
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Aôsta, Who possessed a large cow, but he lost her; But they said, 'Don't you see She has rushed up a tree? You invidious Ol...Rate it:

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