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A Person Lives
Nikhil Parekh
A person eats; because of the insatiable hunger of his stomach; the unrelenting pangs of famished gluttony; playing cats and dogs with his impoveri...Rate it:

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All A Person Could Take Beneath His Grave
Nikhil Parekh
All a person could take beneath his grave; was the perennial love that he'd generated; by compassionately uniting two miserably jilted hearts in th...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was a Young Person of Crete
Edward Lear
There was a Young Person of Crete, Whose toilette was far from complete; She dressed in a sack, Spickle-speckled with black, That ombliferous perso...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person in Black
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person in Black, A Grasshopper jumped on his back; When it chirped in his ear, He was smitten with fear, That helpless Old Person ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person in Gray
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person in Gray, Whose feelings were tinged with disman; She purchased two Parrots, And fed them with Carrots, Which pleased that O...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Bangor
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Bangor, Whose face was distorted with anger! He tore off his boots, And subsisted on roots, That irascible Person of Ban...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Buda
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Buda, Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder; Till at last, with a hammer, They silenced his clamour, By smashing that Perso...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Cadiz
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Cadiz, Who was always polite to all ladies; But in handing his daughter, He fell into the water, Which drowned that Old ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Chili
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Chili, Whose conduct was painful and silly, He sate on the stairs, Eating apples and pears, That imprudent Old Person of...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Leeds
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Leeds, Whose head was infested with beads; She sat on a stool, And ate gooseberry fool, Which agreed with that person of...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an old person of Paxo
Edward Lear
There was an old person of Paxo Which complained when the fleas bit his back so, But they gave him a chair And impelled him to swear, Which relieve...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Rheims
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Rheims, Who was troubled with horrible dreams; So, to keep him awake They fed him on cake, Which amused that Old Person ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Rhodes
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Rhodes, Who strongly objected to toads; He paid several cousins, To catch them by the dozens, That futile Old Person of ...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Tring
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Tring, Who embellished his nose with a ring; Ha gazed at the moon Every evening in June, That ecstatic Old Person in Tri...Rate it:

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Limerick: There was an Old Person of Wick
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Wick, Who said, 'Tick-a-Tick, Tick-a-Tick; Chickabee, Chickabaw.' And he said nothing more, That laconic Old Person of W...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Person from Gretna
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person from Gretna, Who rushed down the crater of Etna; When they said, 'Is it hot?' He replied, 'No, it's not!' That mendacious O...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Person of Burton
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Burton, Whose answers were rather uncertain; When they said, 'How d'ye do?' He replied, 'Who are you?' That distressing ...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Person of Cheadle
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Cheadle, Who was put in the stocks by the beadle For stealing some pigs, Some coats, and some wigs, That horrible person...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Person of Chester
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Chester, Whom several small children did pester; They threw some large stones, Which broke most of his bones, And disple...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Person of Ems
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Ems, Who casually fell in the Thames; And when he was found They said he was drowned, That unlucky Old Person of Ems ...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Person of Ewell
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Ewell, Who chiefly subsisted on gruel; But to make it more nice He inserted some mice, Which refreshed that Old Person o...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Person of Spain
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Spain, Who hated all trouble and pain; So he sat on a chair, With his feet in the air, That umbrageous Old Person of Spa...Rate it:

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Limerick:There was an Old Person of Sparta
Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Sparta, Who had twenty-one sons and one 'darter'; He fed them on snails, And weighed them in scales, That wonderful Pers...Rate it:

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There was an old person of Nice
Edward Lear
There was an old person of Nice, Whose associates were usually Geese. They walked out together, in all sorts of weather. That affable pers...Rate it:

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Are You The New Person, Drawn Toward Me?
Walt Whitman
ARE you the new person drawn toward me? To begin with, take warning--I am surely far different from what you suppose; Do you sup...Rate it:

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