Things To Do With & For A Woman

THINGS TO DO WITH A WOMAN:
1) Love her.
2) Go abroad on holiday.
3) Raise a family.
4) Make a house a home.

THINGS TO DO FOR A WOMAN:
1) Love her.
2) Tell her she is beautiful.
3) Pay her bills.
4) Fix her car.
5) Open tight jars.
6) Remove spiders from bath.
7) Treat her to a Spa Day.
8) Console her when she cries for no reason.
9) Stay out of the kitchen.
10) Give her full control of the TV handset.
11) Carry all things heavy.
12) Lift the toilet seat.
13) Let her choose your clothes.
14) Upgrade her cell phone.
15) Like her family.
16) Clear her hair from bathroom plug holes.
17) Let her cash your winning scratch-card.
18) Regularly put up more shelves to hold her growing collection of
cosmetics, beauty products and handbags.
19) Tell her she hasn't grown a day older in thirty years.
20) Do not ever forget her birthday, anniversary etc, etc.
21) Tell her you do not fancy any of her stunning friends !!
22) Tell her she is a pain in the ass.....but you still love her.