Musical Ass, The

The fable which I now present,
Occurred to me by accident:
And whether bad or excellent,
Is merely so by accident.
  
A stupid ass this morning went
Into a field by accident:
And cropped his food, and was content,
Until he spied by accident
A flute, which some oblivious gent
Had left behind by accident;
When, sniffling it with eager scent,
He breathed on it by accident,
And made the hollow instrument
Emit a sound by accident.
"Hurrah, hurrah!" exclaimed the brute,
"How cleverly I play the flute!"
  
A fool, in spite of nature's bent,
May shine for once, by accident.