Epistles to Several Persons: Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot

Alexander Pope 1688 (London) – 1744 (Twickenham)

Neque sermonibus vulgi dederis te, nec in præmiis spem posueris rerum tuarum; suiste oportet illecebris ipsa virtus trahat ad verum decus. Quid de te alii loquantur, ipsi videant,sed loquentur tamen.
(Cicero, De Re Publica VI.23)["... you will not any longer attend to the vulgar mob's gossip nor put your trust in human rewards for your deeds; virtue, through her own charms, should lead you to true glory. Let what others say about you be their concern; whatever it is, they will say it anyway."
  Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigu'd, I said,
  Tie up the knocker, say I'm sick, I'm dead.
  The dog-star rages! nay 'tis past a doubt,
  All Bedlam, or Parnassus, is let out:
  Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand,
  They rave, recite, and madden round the land.

  What walls can guard me, or what shades can hide?
  They pierce my thickets, through my grot they glide;
  By land, by water, they renew the charge;
  They stop the chariot, and they board the barge.
  No place is sacred, not the church is free;
  Ev'n Sunday shines no Sabbath-day to me:
  Then from the Mint walks forth the man of rhyme,
  Happy! to catch me just at dinner-time.

  Is there a parson, much bemus'd in beer,
  A maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer,
  A clerk, foredoom'd his father's soul to cross,
  Who pens a stanza, when he should engross?
  Is there, who, lock'd from ink and paper, scrawls
  With desp'rate charcoal round his darken'd walls?
  All fly to Twit'nam, and in humble strain
  Apply to me, to keep them mad or vain.
  Arthur, whose giddy son neglects the laws,
  Imputes to me and my damn'd works the cause:
  Poor Cornus sees his frantic wife elope,
  And curses wit, and poetry, and Pope.

  Friend to my life! (which did not you prolong,
  The world had wanted many an idle song)
  What drop or nostrum can this plague remove?
  Or which must end me, a fool's wrath or love?
  A dire dilemma! either way I'm sped,
  If foes, they write, if friends, they read me dead.
  Seiz'd and tied down to judge, how wretched I!
  Who can't be silent, and who will not lie;
  To laugh, were want of goodness and of grace,
  And to be grave, exceeds all pow'r of face.
  I sit with sad civility, I read
  With honest anguish, and an aching head;
  And drop at last, but in unwilling ears,
  This saving counsel, "Keep your piece nine years."

  "Nine years!" cries he, who high in Drury-lane
  Lull'd by soft zephyrs through the broken pane,
  Rhymes ere he wakes, and prints before Term ends,
  Oblig'd by hunger, and request of friends:
  "The piece, you think, is incorrect: why, take it,
  I'm all submission, what you'd have it, make it."

  Three things another's modest wishes bound,
  My friendship, and a prologue, and ten pound.
  Pitholeon sends to me: "You know his Grace,
  I want a patron; ask him for a place."

  Pitholeon libell'd me--"but here's a letter
  Informs you, sir, 'twas when he knew no better.
  Dare you refuse him? Curll invites to dine,
  He'll write a Journal, or he'll turn Divine."

  Bless me! a packet--"'Tis a stranger sues,
  A virgin tragedy, an orphan muse."
  If I dislike it, "Furies, death and rage!"
  If I approve, "Commend it to the stage."
  There (thank my stars) my whole commission ends,
  The play'rs and I are, luckily, no friends.
  Fir'd that the house reject him, "'Sdeath I'll print it,
  And shame the fools--your int'rest, sir, with Lintot!"
  "Lintot, dull rogue! will think your price too much."
  "Not, sir, if you revise it, and retouch."
  All my demurs but double his attacks;
  At last he whispers, "Do; and we go snacks."
  Glad of a quarrel, straight I clap the door,
  "Sir, let me see your works and you no more."

  'Tis sung, when Midas' ears began to spring,
  (Midas, a sacred person and a king)
  His very minister who spied them first,
  (Some say his queen) was forc'd to speak, or burst.
  And is not mine, my friend, a sorer case,
  When ev'ry coxcomb perks them in my face?

  "Good friend, forbear! you deal in dang'rous things.
  I'd never name queens, ministers, or kings;
  Keep close to ears, and those let asses prick;
  'Tis nothing"--Nothing? if they bite and kick?
  Out with it, Dunciad! let the secret pass,
  That secret to each fool, that he's an ass:
  The truth
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Alexander Pope

Alexander Pope (1688-1744) is regarded as one of the greatest English poets, and the foremost poet of the early eighteenth century. He is best known for his satirical and discursive poetry, including The Rape of the Lock, The Dunciad, and An Essay on Criticism, as well as for his translation of Homer. more…

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