Twin Unworthies

Ambrose Bierce 1842 (Meigs County) – 1914 (Chihuahua)



Ye parasites that to the rich men stick,
As to the fattest sheep the thrifty tick
Ed'ard to Stanford and to Crocker Ben
(To Ben and Ed'ard many meaner men,
And lice to these)-who do the kind of work
That thieves would have the honesty to shirk
Whose wages are that your employers own
The fat that reeks upon your every bone
And deigns to ask (the flattery how sweet!)
About its health and how it stands the heat,
Hail and farewell! I meant to write about you,
But, no, my page is cleaner far without you.

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Submitted on May 13, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme AABBCCDDEEFF
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 501
Words 100
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 12

Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce was an American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist. more…

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