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Limerick: There was an Old Person in Black Edward Lear	A Grasshopper jumped on his back; When it chirped in his ear, He was smitten with fear, That helpless Old Person in...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person in Gray Edward Lear	Whose feelings were tinged with disman; She purchased two Parrots, And fed them with Carrots, Which pleased that Old Person in...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Bangor Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Bangor, Whose face was distorted with...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Basing Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Basing, Whose presence of mind was amazing; He purchased a steed, Which he rode at full speed, And escaped from the people...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Buda Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Buda, Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder; Till at last, with a hammer, They silenced his clamour, By smashing that Person...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Cadiz Edward Lear	Who was always polite to all ladies; But in handing his daughter, He fell into the water, Which drowned that Old Person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Chili Edward Lear	Whose conduct was painful and silly, He sate on the stairs, Eating apples and pears, That imprudent Old Person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Dover Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Dover, Who rushed through a field of blue Clover; But some very large bees, Stung his nose and his knees, So he very soon...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Dutton Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Dutton, Whose head was as small as a button, So, to make it look big, He purchased a wig, And rapidly rushed about...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Leeds Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Leeds, Whose head was infested with beads; She sat on a stool, And ate gooseberry fool, Which agreed with that person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Mold Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Mold, Who shrank from sensations of cold, So he purchased some muffs, Some furs and some fluffs, And wrapped himself from...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an old person of Paxo Edward Lear	Which complained when the fleas bit his back so, But they gave him a chair And impelled him to swear, Which relieved that old person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Philæ, Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Philæ, Whose conduct was scroobious and wily; He rushed up a Palm, When the weather was calm, And observed all the ruins...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Rheims Edward Lear	Who was troubled with horrible dreams; So, to keep him awake They fed him on cake, Which amused that Old Person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Rhodes Edward Lear	Who strongly objected to toads; He paid several cousins, To catch them by the dozens, That futile Old Person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Tring Edward Lear	Who embellished his nose with a ring; Ha gazed at the moon Every evening in June, That ecstatic Old Person in...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an old person of Troy Edward Lear	There was an old person of Troy, Whose drink was warm brandy and soy, Which he took with a spoon, By the light of the moon, In sight of the city of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person of Wick Edward Lear	' And he said nothing more, That laconic Old Person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick: There was an Old Person whose habits, Edward Lear	There was an Old Person whose habits, Induced him to feed upon rabbits; When he'd eaten eighteen, He turned perfectly green, Upon which he...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick:There was an Old Person from Gretna Edward Lear	' That mendacious Old Person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick:There was an Old Person of Anerley Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Anerley, Whose conduct was strange and unmannerly; He rushed down the Strand With a pig in each hand, But returned in the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick:There was an Old Person of Berlin Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Berlin, Whose form was uncommonly thin; Till he once, by mistake, Was mixed up in a cake, So they baked that Old Man of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick:There was an Old Person of Burton Edward Lear	' That distressing Old Person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick:There was an Old Person of Cheadle Edward Lear	There was an Old Person of Cheadle, Who was put in the stocks by the beadle For stealing some pigs, Some coats, and some wigs, That horrible person...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Limerick:There was an Old Person of Chester Edward Lear	Whom several small children did pester; They threw some large stones, Which broke most of his bones, And displeased that Old Person of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)