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Tinker Dick

Ambrose Bierce 1842 (Meigs County) – 1914 (Chihuahua)

Good Parson Dickson preached, I'm told,
A sermon-ah, 'twas very old
And very, very, bald!
'Twas all about-I know not what
It was about, nor what 'twas not.
'A Screw Loose' it was called.

Whatever, Parson Dick, you say,
The world will get each blessed day
Still more and more askew,
And fall apart at last. Great snakes!
What skillful tinker ever takes
His tongue to turn a screw?

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Submitted on May 13, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AABXXB CCDEED
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 376
Words 71
Stanzas 2
Stanza Lengths 6, 6
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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce was an American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist. more…

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